Bathrooms
2006-02-26, 11:02 a.m.

This morning I was dreaming that I really, really, really had to pee and I couldn't find an acceptable bathroom.

They were all gross and disgusting and places that I would never ever drop my pants.

And then I found the most beautiful bathroom ever after a long time of searching.

And Mary Kate and Ashley were in it and wouldn't leave.

Fuckin' Olsen twins.