Death to Gigli
2003-08-02, 7:53 p.m.

Admittedly, I have an unhealthy obsession with Gigli and I wish fervently that it fails. Most of this is due to the over-exposure of Bennifer.

But today, I ran across this article.

The article related this truly frightening tidbit:

�Among its biggest problems is a love scene in which Lopez spreads her legs and tells a smoldering Affleck, �It�s turkey time. Gobble, gobble.��

Whoever wrote that line needs to be slapped upside the head.

Repeatedly.

On a much less evil note, everyone should go see Dirty Pretty Things because it was quite good.