No Pets...But Possibly a Penis
2002-09-12, 9:37 a.m.

Roommate does not like animals.

So no fluffy, kitten for me, at least for the next year.

However, she has no problem with houseplants...probably because they do not scratch things and pee on the floor.

I was tempted to ask her about adopting a giant cockroach as a pet...

But I have a feeling that she will say no because, well, they are kind of icky.

Oh well, I can always grow my own penis to join my various houseplants.