Fucking snooze button
2004-03-03, 11:36 a.m.

This morning I hit the snooze button way too many times.

As a result, I was running late and therefore, I was brushing my teeth in a great rush.

Since I was brushing my teeth so fast, I accidentally jabbed my toothbrush into that little piece of flesh that attaches the top lip to the gum.

And it hurt like nothing I've ever felt before.

Fucking snooze button.