C
2002-04-05, 5:21 p.m.

I once knew a girl who collected My Little Ponies. She was quite an avid collector. Like any avid collector she did quite a bit of business over the internet.

Once she purchased a number of My Little Ponies from an individual over the internet.

She sent the money.

They did not send the ponies.

She emailed them.

They did not respond.

She emailed them once again.

Once again...they did not respond.

She gave up and thought she had just wasted the money.

A few months later, a package showed up in the mail for her.

It was the My Little Ponies she had bought.

All the ponies were headless.