pizza rolls and losers
2002-04-14, 2:45 p.m.

So, in the midst of various projects that need to be done for work and class, I decide to make some pizza rolls.

They are the kind of food that is so amazingly terrible...that it is actually good.

So, I rip open the box and in great, big letters on the inside of the box it says:

NON-WINNER

I actually find that more depressing the the term "loser."