I have been googled
2002-04-30, 8:17 a.m.

I've been googled (that sounds a little bit bad and a lot of fun) and it disturbs me a bit.

Because apparently people are looking for, among other things:

"nude ponys"

"mary kate and ashley nude"

and my favorite

"panty hose collectors"

I just don't know what to say to that.