bad/good movies
2003-03-12, 2:49 p.m.

Boredom prompted me to make a list of my top ten favorite movies. But everyone makes that list, so I changed it to my top ten favorite movies that are so bad, they are good.

The Blob (1958): Steve McQueen chasing down goo from outer space.

Bring It On (2000): For the life of me, I do not under the �brr, it�s cold in here� cheer. If the team were good, wouldn�t they be hot and therefore, wouldn�t it be �hot in here�?

Cruel Intentions (1999): Buffy (aka Sarah Michelle Gellar) plays a cocaine-snorting bitch that challenges her step-brother (Ryan Phillipe) to deflower the innocent new girl at school (Reese Witherspoon). It�s good cheese.

Eight-Legged Freaks (2002): Giant spiders terrorize a town. As a general rule, any movie with giant anything is guaranteed to be bad/good.

Goonies (1985): Crazy inventions, pirates and lost treasure�everything a cheesy-assed movie needs.

Hackers (1995): Johnny Lee Miller and Angelina Jolie are young, hip hackers who are trying to stop the nefarious Fisher Stevens and Lorraine Bracco from creating an ecological disaster and stealing millions of dollars.

Killer Klowns From Outer Space (1988): As the title indicates, this movie has killer clowns that are from outer space. There is also exploding popcorn, a decapitation and cotton candy cocoons.

Maximum Overdrive (1986): Emilio Estevez and murderous semi-trucks. Plus, Yeardley Smith (the voice of Lisa Simpson) plays an annoying newlywed.

Plan 9 From Outer Space (1959): The best bad/good movie.

Tremors (1990): Stars Kevin Bacon trying to save the world, or at least the itty, bitty town of Perfection from giant worm-like creatures that live underground. This goes toward my theory that anything with giant creatures equals a bad/good movie.