Cheetos
2002-12-17, 12:19 p.m.

It seems that my youngest niece has picked up the rather disturbing habit of placing cheetos up her nose and then eating them.

My sister blames me for this.

In my defense, I would just like to say that I never actually stuck the cheeto up my nose. I just pretended to stick it up my nose. It never actually entered the nasal cavity.

I fail to see how this could be my fault.