cuanto mi guano
2004-08-24, 1:06 a.m.

My wee little niece has taken to answering questions she doesn't want to answer with "cuanto mi guano."

I have been blamed for this. Admittedly, I did teach her "buttmunch," how to spit straw wrappers across the room and the wedgie song but "cuanto mi guano" is all hers.

I know the phrase makes little or no sense but it is coming from the girl who believes that she is better able to keep the soccer ball out of the goal if she is wearing her leopard-print Mickey Mouse ears.