Dukes of Hazzard
2005-08-14, 5:27 p.m.

A friend just told me that he saw The Dukes of Hazzard on Friday night.

This, of course, means that I will have to disown him as a friend.

I'm all for bad movies; especially if zombies or genetically engineered sharks are involved.

But I just can't forgive The Dukes of Hazzard.