Ewwww
2005-03-29, 9:24 a.m.

My darling sister is ten years older than me.

When I was about eight, I was watching Fast Times at Ridgemont High because my parents let me watch practically anything as a child.

The movie prompted me to ask my mother what a blow job was.

She in turn told me to wait until my sister got home and ask her about it.

My mother isn't much for the sex talk and in fact still calls the vagina "down there."

So, I waited for my sister and asked her and she told me and I believe my response was something along the lines of "ewwww."