Falsetto Pug
2005-04-27, 9:29 a.m.

My niece's pug has one tooth that's twice as long as his other teeth. That tooth sticks out when his mouth is closed.

I find it so freaking adorable that I wrote a song about it.

I sing it to him in a falsetto because it is so much more fun to sing in falsetto.

He always runs away.

I don't think he likes the song.