I Enjoy Being a Girl
2005-03-07, 10:21 a.m.

I didn't think I had it in me to hate something as much as I hate Gwen Stefani's If I Were a Rich Girl.

But then I saw Sarah Jessica "I Enjoy Being a Girl" Parker's new Gap commercial and I realized that I was wrong.

I can hate something more than If I Were a Rich Girl.

So, thank you Sarah Jessica Parker and thank you Gap for allowing me to explore the wells of hatred that live deep within my soul.