Gas pump
2002-12-17, 5:39 p.m.

So, I'm driving my lovely sister around as she just had surgery to extract her gallbladder and I agreed to act as her chauffer.

Her vehicle needed gas. So, I drove to the gas station, hopped out of the car, unscrewed the lid to the gast tank and placed the nozzle in the tank.

Then I just stood there until my sister pointed out that I needed to hit some buttons on the gas pump in order to make the gas begin to flow.

I'm not an idiot. I do know how to pump my own gas. I just forgot for a moment...we don't pump our own gas in Jersey.

Damn New Jersey...always causing me problems