Stupid horoscope
2002-07-30, 1:56 p.m.

This is my horoscope for today:

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You'll probably feel like indulging yourself and having a little bit of fun today. You're bound to be feeling very generous towards everyone you meet right now, particularly any romantic interests, and it should be an excellent day for love and romance. Just don't be afraid to express your emotions today.

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Indulging myself--well that's an everyday thing.

feeling generous---ummm...no...an emphatic no at that

excellent day for love and romance--while I'm stuck at the office...I have all the luck.

Don't be afraid to express my emotions--disdain, boredom, general apathy.

Stupid horoscope