A Seven-Year-Old Kicked My Ass
2004-07-11, 12:50 p.m.

I had no plans to go to my niece's bowling extravaganza for her birthday. Tons of seven-year-olds are not really my idea of fun.

However, even though I am impervious to the mother guilt trip...the wee little niece guilt trip works on my every, single time.

So, I bowled. And I beat my brother-in-law and my sister. However, a seven-year-old friend of my niece's kicked my ass. It wasn't even close.

It was rather sad actually.