Kitchen Cabinets
2003-10-27, 3:26 p.m.

I spent most of the day letting my sister's kitchen cabinets kick my ass.

I used some rather inventive curses trying to get the doors off the little, useless cabinets above the refrigerator so I could paint them.

I've found that inanimate objects respond very well to the repeated use of the word "fuck" in all its various forms.

I did prevail over the cabinets. They are all painted and the doors are ready to be hung back up. I think I'll leave that for tomorrow.