Moving Out of the Ghetto
2003-06-26, 9:12 a.m.

My lease is up in a month and a half. I really should start looking for a new place to live.

I'm thinking that I should raise my standard of living and move out of the ghetto. Although, I must say, the ghetto has been nothing but good to me.

With the move, I will be roommateless or dormless for the first time in seven years.

I may even purchase a couch.