Nudeplatypus Wept
2006-08-29, 11:34 a.m.

Friday, I went to my niece's softball tournament and I had the pleasure of sitting in front of a group of girls from another team.

This team's entire conversation consisted of disbelief that Dave Navarro and Carmen Electra were getting a divorce because they were the "perfect couple."

This went on for half an hour.

Then I wept for the future of the world.