Mop Orgies
2003-07-30, 10:09 p.m.

My apartment has all wood floors (except for the bathroom which for some reason is carpeted).

However, I am prepared to take care of the floors because for some reason, my apartment is also home to four mops.

I don't know what's going on...it's like a mop orgy in the closet and they keep reproducing. In fact, I caught one of the mops in a very compromising position with one of the three brooms when I opened the closet earlier tonight.