Passions
2003-09-15, 10:51 a.m.

I have become addicted to Passions.

It is a thoroughly idiotic soap opera.

Passions has the normal soap plots...the kidnapped pregnant woman and the kidnapper plans to pass the kidnappee's baby off as her own. There is the A thinks that B likes C but B really likes A despite the fact that A is engaged to D.

However, there is also an evil, telekinetic baby and an orangutan that serves as a housekeeper, web surfer and nurse.

It's amazingly horrible...bad acting, bad writing and so on. But it is so delightful to watch.

I need to find a job before I lose any more brain cells.