Not a Pretty Cryer
2004-11-08, 2:00 p.m.

I'm a sap. I cry at sad movies. And I'm not a pretty cryer. There's snot involved. And when I was about three, the kid who lived next door hit me in the face with a golf club which left a rather small scar underneath my right eye. When I cry, it swells up and turns bright red. So, I have the bright red scar and snot...like I said...not a pretty cryer.

Furthermore, I'm not ashamed to admit that Extreme Makeover: Home Edition always brings some tears to my eyes. I'm a sap.