Wrong Turn to a Python
2003-11-09, 11:03 a.m.

Last night, I was slightly feverish and coughing up copious amounts of phlegm, so I was elected to stay home and watch the oldest niece and her friend who was staying the night.

They had rented Wrong Turn starring Eliza Dushku. Unfortunately, this was an absolutely horrid movie. I kept hoping that Dushku would go all Vampire Slayer on them and kick the bad guys ass...but it didn't happen.

However, we then watched Python on the Sci-fi Channel. This movie starred Casper Van Dien...so it was destined to be a horribly delicious movie.

I think Van Dien was trying to do a Southern accent. It didn't turn out well.

The movie also starred William Zabka of The Karate Kid fame. But Daniel-san beat in in the final challenge with the kick-ass crane kick.

This movie was terrible...but deliciously so.

To recap: Wrong Turn = horrid and Python = deliciously bad.