Santa the Hunter
2003-12-06, 6:47 p.m.

I spent the day Christmas shopping with my mother. She made me go to a store that is filled with hunting, fishing and farming stuff. I do not hunt, fish or farm, so I generally do not spend time in this store.

My mother does not hunt, fish, or farm either. Therefore, I find her fascination with this store kind of frightening.

The store had Christmas tree ornaments. There was santa riding a tractor. There was santa fishing. And there was santa holding a rifle. Yes, that's right a rifle.

That ornament was sick and twisted in so many different ways.