Sunflower Seeds
2004-05-05, 12:00 a.m.

Last night, I went to watch my niece's softball game. I ended up sitting next to a four-year-old boy who kept yelling "keep your eye on the ball" while our team was at bat.

And while I sat there listening to the very scary parents, I ate a bag of sunflower seeds. However, I did resist the urge to spit the shells out of my mouth as I thought that action would be lacking in a wee bit of class.