Sharpie
2004-09-27, 10:45 a.m.

The computers at work are acting all wonky. I can do very little work but at least the internet is safe and sound and working.

I have passed the time by painting my fingernails with a black Sharpie.

However, I would not recommend painting your fingernails with Sharpies because it does not wear very well and is now all streaky and splotchy and my fingernails still smell like a Sharpie.