Sally Jesse Raphael Hurt My Feelings
2004-06-28, 2:55 p.m.

Last night, I watched bits and pieces of the Surreal Life 2 marathon on VH1.

And am I ever glad that I did. I got to see and ex-Real Worlder want to leave the Surreal Life house because "Sally Jesse Raphael hurt [her] feelings."

That's so beautiful. Despite the fact that I have never met Sally Jesse Raphael, I think that I am going to have to start using that line.