Soothing Ocean Sounds
2004-08-01, 11:30 p.m.

The niece's went to SeaWorld last week and brought me back a few souveniers. This haul included a Shamu snowglobe that, according to the box, makes soothing ocean sounds.

It's the scariest ocean I have ever heard in my life. It sounds something that this wooshinsssshhhhinkskakskjskjc. It's actually kind of frightening.

And it makes the soothing ocean sounds at the oddest moments. Loud noises=soothing ocean sounds. Complete quiet=soothing ocean sounds. I couldn't figure out how to get the damn thing to stop, so it is currently in the very back of my pantry.