Speech Therapy
2004-01-07, 1:33 a.m.

When I was a wee little kid, I was in speech therapy...for three years.

Apparently, the language I was speaking did not resemble the English language in any way, shape or form.

But I adored my speech therapist. There were three kids in speech therapy at my wee, little school. And after our sessions, the therapist would give us stickers.

The other girl in speech therapy would always choose the same sticker I did and it drove me up the wall. I began to refuse to pick my sticker until she had picked hers. She actually cried once. Yeah, I was a bitch at the age of six.