Strip Clubs and Boxes
2005-06-19, 10:35 a.m.

Last night I was driving around aimlessly trying to find the softball fields that my niece's tournament was and I was tired and frustrated and I get lost easily.

I saw a sign in front of a storage facility that said "'Boxes' for sale." As boxes was in quotation marks, I don't know what was really for sale because I'm not hip to all the new lingo.

Also, in front of a strip club was a sign that said "Topless Dancers: Happy Fathers Day." It amused me greatly.

So, if you stuck on what to get your dad for father's day, there's strip clubs and "boxes."