Stupid Boys
2004-01-31, 7:40 p.m.

Today I was in the entertainment superstore and decided to purchase two new books.

I got in line behind three teenage boys. One of the boys turned to the other and asked, "have you ever had a hertz donut?"

The other boy stupidly replied, "no." At that point, his friend aimed a carefully aimed punch to the poor boy's crotch and said, "hurts...don't it."

As he was doubled up in pain and his friends were laughing at him, I cut in front of them and paid for my books.