Tommy Lee Jones
2005-02-10, 10:19 a.m.

Dear Tommy Lee Jones,

I love you...I really do. And I didn't think you could sink any lower in your career than when you co-starred in a movie with Ashley Judd, who can't act her way out of a paper bag.

But I was wrong..oh, so wrong. Your newest effort is Man of the House. Your co-star is Cedric the Entertainer and your role is to guard a bunch of cheerleader who witnessed a murder.

Just because they send you a script that doesn't mean that you have to actually accept the role. For pete's sake man...have a little pride.