Twister Champion
2003-12-25, 2:27 p.m.

My large, extended family spends Christmas Eve together.

I hate Christmas Eve because my family is largely dysfunctional. And they don't put the fun in dysfunctional...they're just dysfuctional.

The evening did pick up when one of my nieces got Twister as a gift. I spent the rest of the night playing Twister.

And let me just say that I kick ass at Twister. Of course, it helps when you are a good two to three feet taller than everyone else playing. But I still revel in my victories.