Vincent Gallo is Scuzzy
2005-04-14, 2:18 p.m.

I have often noted, here and otherwise, that Johnny Depp is the scuzziest actor in the whole entire world.

But a co-worker recently pointed out that I was wrong and I am forced to agree with him.

Johnny Depp looks as though he hasn't bathed in months and therefore would be more than a wee bit greasy and rank.

But Vincent Gallo looks as though you would catch an STD from him if you stood within fifty yards of his body.

So, Johnny Depp is the second-scuzziest actor in the whole entire world and Vincent Gallo is the scuzziest by leaps and bounds.