Joel Stein
2001-10-30, 2:04 p.m.

I have a gigantic crush on Joel Stein. He writes for Time magazine. He's smart and he has that sarcastic wit that I find ever-so-sexy. And he's absolutely adorable...Peth found a pic of him on the internet for me.

But, unfortunately he is also engaged. This saddens me a lot...but fortunately, I don't have the staying power in regards to anything, so I'll get over it rather quickly