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2001-12-30, 6:38 p.m.

Zero wins. Twenty-six losses. That's my record thus far this holiday season in Candyland against my four-year old niece.

I realize that Candyland is not a skill game. It is a game of luck. But you would think that in those twenty-six times we have played...I would have won at least once.

And I haven't thrown the games...I've actually tried to win.

I'm pretty sure my niece is cheating...I just haven't figured out how yet.