The New Boy Chronicles
2002-02-22, 6:26 p.m.

New boy's mom sent him a card with a little kid kissing a pug. This sent newboy into a long story about the kids he used to babysit and the little one year old that had paternal instincts even at the age of one. Amazing!

New boy has never been to Europe...but he has a standing rule never to go further east than Budapest.

New boy is getting $2500 back from the IRS (this one is seems a little bit shady to me)...he's going to buy a "buttload of CDs."

Now new boy and mullet are talking about the Marines.

On the upside, new boy hasn't mentioned his frat at all tonight. Good times at the library on Friday night.