News of the Weird Part 3
2002-04-26, 4:12 p.m.

News of the Weird

Frederick R. James, 41, facing drug charges in East St. Louis, Ill., told the judge at a hearing that he owns a copyright on his name and that if the judge wants to utter it, he'll have to pay a royalty of $500,000 each time.[St. Louis Post-Dispatch, 1-19-02]

I'm sure that went over exceedingly well with the judge.