Yummy Chocolate Chip Cookies
2004-05-25, 3:05 p.m.

Yesterday I ran into a guy I went to elementary school with, I shall call him Derrick. The only thing I really remember about him was the third grade Christmas play.

I was a baker elf...a kick-ass baker elf who refused to go along with Santa's plan. I had a plate full of chocolate chip cookies which were really painted cardboard.

Unfortunately, the cookies did not make it onto stage with me because this kid ate them all in our classroom prior to the show.