Closet
2002-10-02, 12:17 p.m.

You know what is particularly vexing about the new apartment.

Really, itty bitty closets. I went from a walk in closet to a closet in which the hangers don't even fit. And I mean that literally.

At this time, I have my clothes smushed into the closet.

But the closet door doesn't shut all the way. And this bothers me.

It especially bothers me when I am trying to go to sleep.

Now, I know that someone is not in the closet.

But it still bothers me.

Someone couldn't even fit in the closet...unless they were a midget...I bet a midget would fit in the closet.