New Jersey Drivers
2002-10-10, 8:05 p.m.

I would drop dead of shock if anyone in this fucking state learned how to drive.

Some pointers:

A stop sign means...well, it means stop.

Yield on left green means that you wait for the people going straight.

And you may, oh I don't know, want to check in your rearview and sideview mirrors occasionally...especially when you are changing lanes.