Hairless Squirrels
2005-06-02, 9:48 a.m.

The following was posted on Query Letters I Love which is a blog devoted to the most idiotic script query letters ever:

"A Halloween road trip ends in a bizarre car accident.

Genre: Horror

A girl and her friends are about to have the most terrifying and unusual Halloween of their lives, when a car accident with a hairless squirrel, leaves them stranded in dark and rainy woods where the horror truly begins."

Seriously, I might pay to go see this movie because what is scarier than a hairless squirrel?

Nothing.