I Am Not Really A High School Student
2005-01-09, 12:38 p.m.

Friday night, I went to my niece's last tournament basketball game.

The lady at the admission desk asked if I was a high school student.

I said, "yes, yes I am." And I saved a whole dollar off the admission price.

I then used the dollar to buy a Dr. Pepper.

I felt that lying was very economical.