I Know Nothing
2003-04-28, 1:30 p.m.

My first final of my last academic semester ever is tomorrow night.

I know nothing.

But I figure that you don�t actually have to know anything�you can just sound like you know what you are talking about. It�s all about the vocabulary.

And I�ve got the vocabulary down�bills of lading, letters of credit, weasels, CIF, FOB, franchises, tying and quite possibly a little moonshine.

I should probably go study.