Napkins, Files and Chicks
2003-04-17, 2:40 p.m.

I have these lovely blue napkins that have yellow chicks all over them. Everyday that I come to real-work, I tuck one into my lunchbox to use while eating my apple slices in the afternoon.

I slice my lovely apple and place the slices on the lovely IKEA napkin and set it beside my computer to eat while I slave over the many files on my desk.

Somehow, one of the napkins ended up in one of the files that I gave back to real-boss.

Said napkin is now adorning one of the doors on the second floor of the office.

I am the picture of professionalism.