PSA
2002-09-22, 12:24 p.m.

And now a public service announcement from your friendly neighborhood Nudeplatypus.

When you wake up in the morning and you wash your face, brush your teeth, get dressed and walk outside ready to face the world and everything is a little but blurry...

DO NOT PANIC!

The world probably did not go fuzzy overnight for some weird reason. You probably just forgot to put your glasses on that morning.