Shazaam
2006-04-09, 12:09 p.m.

In an effort to be a wonderful aunt, I have taken my nieces to see many, many horrible movies including (but not limited to) The Barney Movie, Muppets Treasure Island and Muppets in Space.

But until this morning, I was able to put the most horrible movie experience behind me and completely and utterly forget about it.

Then, I saw a picture of Shaquille O'Neal in a genie costume on television.

And the memories flooded back. My wonderful niece had somehow convinced me to take her to Shazaam.

And now, I can't get it out of my head.

Fucking Shaquille O'Neal.