I'm a white coller criminal
2002-05-07, 12:53 p.m.

I stole a stapler.

I had to.

The powers that be would not get me my own stapler...despite the many requests.

And I have stapling needs.

So, I filched one from one of the offices upstairs.

I'm sure they will have better luck procuring a stapler, for they are not a lowly law clerk.

But, it isn't just any stapler. It is a Stanley Bostitch 2000.

The 2000 series.

It must be one hell of a stapler.