Shocking News
2002-04-11, 10:51 a.m.

GIRLS ARE MEAN!!!

Apparently this is news to everyone.

A month and a half ago, the New York Times Magazine had a cover story on this astounding information.

Then Oprah did a show on it.

USA Today joined the fray earlier this week and the Y100 morning show pontificated on it all morning with thier listeners.

Today, MSNBC has an article about the fact that girls are mean.

Personally, I am shocked...shocked I tell you.

I didn't realize that girls are cruel until Oprah told me.

It's a good thing we have the news industry...just imagine all the things we wouldn't know until they told us.